If you're not wasted, the day is....

For the record, I stole that from my Stacy Michelle... hahahahaha!! I love that title.. And it especially laid the presidence for the day today.. Saturday! My favorite day of the week! Of course, my internal clock only let me stay asleep until about 8am, but I fell asleep at about 9pm the night before, so I wasn't feeling too bad... I know I know.. My life is so incredibly exciting! hahahahahahaaa!!
So anyway, I really am trying to keep up on my blog.. I don't know how long it'll last, but for the mean time, I'm keeping up for as long as I can....
I woke up, only to find Kelly's dad knocking at our door only about 20 minutes later.. He came to hang out and go to breakfast, and since we were going to the same breakfast joint I was at before, I knew that my options for "new" stuff was limited... We went to Cody's right across the freeway off ramp, and while I knew that I had the opportunity to order a "new" breakfast plate, I thought I'd resort back to old, yet fun ways, and order a fantastic adult beverage of some sort.. Fortunatley, they have drink "specials" at the front door and I made my "new" selection immediately with of course, the help of Kelly Coco-lee... I went for the first thing that attracted my eye...








The Bubbly Bull.. Which had two of my absoulte favorite drinks! Vodka, and Champagne.. How could you ever go wrong with two adult beverages like that? hahahhahahahaaa! Not to mention that it was about 9am........
So once it came to the table, I had my first sip.... HOLY TOLEDO!!!! Cheezo, talk about a stiff drink at 9am! hahahahahah!! To say the least, this drink was SO incredibly harsh that I got about less than 3/4 of the way through it, and had to leave it as a wounded soldier (moment of silence please.........................) I gagged every time I drank this concocktion.. No way, could any person finish this, unless it was a friday night, and you were desperate to get the night going... even then.. Finishing it, would equal the end of the night with you waking up to a chicken in your bed, and you have no idea how it got there... hahahahahahahaaa!!!! To say the least I got through about this much of it:




But, of course, leave it to Patty to suggest a fabulous idea! It was raining, and we had absoulutely no plans for the day.. Why not just get a bottle of champagne and get wasted!! Normally, I would've came up with this idea on my own, but I'm not quite the spring chicken I once was.. So, I agreed that it was a FABULOUS idea!! We trecked in the rain to CVS, got two bottles of almond champagne, and preceded home. To not let the day go to total waste, we went to the store, bought more stuff we needed (lamps) and finally hung our enormous mirror, which of course, required my new skill with the hand drill:




But I also put in some work to the Crafty Christmas book. Here's a peek :





And of course, started our day with our bottles of champagne... And pretty much finished the day the same way:







hahahahahahaha!!! Its kinda nice to not have to write huge huge blogs, as long as I'm keeping up.... Writing about one or maybe two new things doesn't require too much effort, which is nice.. Leaves more time for more important things... Like finishing our two bottles of champagne, and spending our day lounging around the house... On that note, I'll leave you with a two things: A warning against mysterious drinks disguised as delicious.. And a picture that summed up our day... hahahahahahaa!!! :







p.s- This blog may seem a little choppy..... thanks to my day... its hard to edit, add, and make my story fun and nice flowing when you've had too much to drink.. I just want to give a shout out to the person who invented 'spell check'.. hahahahaha!! youre awesome!